Title:  Lab Tech II
Employer:  Consumers Union

Featured In:
Inside Consumer Reports' Cellular Blowout, 3/28/07

What I'm Best Known For (in the Telecom World):

No one in the world of telecom knows anything about me.

Other Primary Areas of Expertise:

Electronics

Summary of Professional Background:

I’ve worked on a grounds crew, in a grocery store, delivered pizza, run a grill, been a salad chef, and also worked in the physics lab at a university.

Prediction on the Future of Telecom & Telecom Managers:

They will be obsolete once everyone gets their implants...

Weirdest Thing People Usually Don't Know about Me:

There are enough weird things that people already know about me, no need to list more.

When I'm not talking or doing something in relation to telecom, I'm usually...

...Doing something else.

Book and author I'm currently reading:

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams

CD currently or most recently in my car stereo:

Master of Reality by Black Sabbath

The stupidest thing I've ever seen anyone do or say in relation to a phone:

A friend once dropped a cell phone in the toilet.